A song about "finish relationship with holiday girlfriend at elephant museum, Bangkok, Thailand"
Title: "Breaking Up Under the Elephant’s Trunk" (Funky Groove, ~110 BPM, think Parliament/Funkadelic with a dash of country humor) [Verse 1] (C7) Met my holiday girlfriend under Bangkok sun (F7) Hotter than the pavement, we were just havin’ fun (G7) Elephant museum, three heads in the air (C7) But all she wanted to do was fuss and glare (C7) We rode the skytrain by the park, I bought her ice cream twice (F7) But she said, "It’s too damn hot," and nothin’ I did was right (G7) Prayed to God for patience—He must’ve took the day off too (C7) ‘Cause my Asian holiday girlfriend had that bad mood flu [Chorus] (Funk guitar riff – C7 – F7 – G7 – C7) It’s hard to hold her hand in Thailand when she’s crazy as can be Underneath that huge-ass statue starin’ down at me Sun is shining, sweat is pouring, but her face is thundercloud gray God don’t answer prayers at the elephant museum anyway [Verse 2] (C7) She said it’s her period, I said"I’ll buy you s...