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  [Intro] (Smooth G-funk groove, 88 BPM, key of Gm) Gm7 – C9 – Fmaj7 – D7 Yeah, Bangkok nights, premium rides We just picked up that premium Aromatique Car Let’s go… [Verse 1] Slide out the weed shop with a smile on my face Stress Killer in my bag, ready for the chase Taxi Car Premium waitin’ outside, so fresh Driver lookin’ sharp in that smart-casual dress International tourists, we ridin’ in style Audi A8 or Tesla, we cruisin’ for miles MG Maxus 9 or a Bentley on call Bangkok sunset, we float above it all [Chorus] (Catchy and lighthearted) smokin smoking legal weed smokin smoking legal weed smokin smoking legal weed We rollin’ home from the weed shop, feelin’ so supreme Premium segment dreams in a five-star limousine City lights flicker as we laugh through the scene Rollin’ home in Bangkok, livin’ out a expat dream Aromatique in the air, vibe so serene Every ride’s a memory, painted gold and green From Sukhumvit to Sathorn, driftin’ carefree Bangkok roll...

  Title: "Breaking Up Under the Elephant’s Trunk" (Funky Groove, ~110 BPM, think Parliament/Funkadelic with a dash of country humor) [Verse 1] (C7) Met my holiday girlfriend under Bangkok sun (F7) Hotter than the pavement, we were just havin’ fun (G7) Elephant museum, three heads in the air (C7) But all she wanted to do was fuss and glare (C7) We rode the skytrain by the park, I bought her ice cream twice (F7) But she said, "It’s too damn hot," and nothin’ I did was right (G7) Prayed to God for patience—He must’ve took the day off too (C7) ‘Cause my Asian holiday girlfriend had that bad mood flu [Chorus] (Funk guitar riff – C7 – F7 – G7 – C7) It’s hard to hold her hand in Thailand when she’s crazy as can be Underneath that huge-ass statue starin’ down at me Sun is shining, sweat is pouring, but her face is thundercloud gray God don’t answer prayers at the elephant museum anyway [Verse 2] (C7) She said it’s her period, I said"I’ll buy you s...